Hehehe... if you were that long baby, you wouldn't be
sitting where you are right now. You would be back
here with me!

Actually I might just lock you up in my basement and never
allow you to leave. I would just bring you up to service me
whenever I was in the mood! Oohh... wouldn't that be fun?
This water is SO cold!

Talk about a wet t-shirt contest! I think I would win
any contest right now! Do you want to get a closer
look???